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Where can I get 2 elephants, 6 gallons of lube, 350 balloons, 80 boxes of condoms, and a sober stripper?
its for bible study

How is it alright to show elephants boning on the T.V. but a naked lady is somehow frowned upon?


If I had a book that said: 2,000 years ago, there were pink elephants that barfed beans, would you believe it?
Guys, this has nothing to do with religon. i was just wondering if you would... I would. the only reason its in that topic is because it was the first one that popped up... i'm 11, for god's sake..

Is it true that black people hate elephants?
I have heard rumors for years now that blcak people hate elephants. Anyone and everyone says it, from the racist guy in my office, to my own son. Do they? Why do they? Everytime I go to the zoo the balcks will stare super hard at the elephants. Should I tell the police? Please help.

Was there enough room on board the Ark to squeeze in a few extra elephants?


Why old elephants wonder away from their families when they are about to die?


Why do female elephants hate these verses 1Cor.14:34-35?
1Cor.14 34 35 Let your elephant women keep silence in the zoo for it is not permitted unto them to trumpet but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their keeper at home for it is a shame for elephant women to trumpet in the zoo.

Do Indians ride elephants to school?
I couldnt be more serious D

Help I built an ark but my lions keep trying to eat the deer and the elephants won't stop umm you know?


In the garden of eden what purpose did elephants tusks, rhino horns, scorpion stingers, bee stingers etc serve?
Bull Horns...antlers...Lion & Tiger claws...chameleon camouflage...skunk odor...etc etc etc...

Then why are there still elephants ?


ATHIESTIS!! What if you're wrong? What if it's not elephants all the way down, but elephants all the way up?
OMG Repent now, just in case ALL my buds I've missed you guys DMeh. I've heard elephants and turtles. Whichever you prefer is fine with me P

I have proof of flying elephants! Sorry, but there's no way of disproving this. REAL FOOTAGE!?
youtube.com watch?v i2gUuMGP6I0& feature related

Why do elephants have trunks? They'd look pretty stupid carrying suitcases!?
Don't you groan me. I'm pun tastic

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